i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul
(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight)
(Source: 1800killmyself)
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
Demons run when a good man goes to war.
Years of Mario Kart have prepared me for this moment
Wonder if I drive off the road, it’ll still glitch a shortcut…
“Your hair is red. That’s my second favourite colour.”
“What’s your first favourite colour?”
“Reflective.”
“Is that technically a colour though?”
“It is if I say so. I control words, they don’t control me. Now I imagine you want to touch my muscles. You may want to use both hands, they’re quite large.”
I just realized that Gaston is like Stephen Colbert’s jock brother
is it me, or did he make a troll face in the second pic
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